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blueman567
03-26-2005, 05:20 PM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)

Schlong
03-27-2005, 08:28 PM
Pussy feels great wrapped around my cock. It's nice and wet, warm and tight. I love it choking my cock as I push it in and out until I blow a huge load.

blueman567
03-28-2005, 09:54 AM
Pussy feels great wrapped around my cock. It's nice and wet, warm and tight. I love it choking my cock as I push it in and out until I blow a huge load.
then it must feel really good

apocalypticvisionary
03-31-2005, 09:38 PM
It feels good enough that when scientists gave a man 50k once and sex once a week, the sex made him happier....

anutherealgod
04-12-2005, 07:49 PM
it feels like sticking your rod in a warm jar of mayonaise.. at least the girls in tijuana fell like that......

PhoneWhore Karen
12-02-2005, 10:58 PM
hahahahaha :D

Full of AIDS
12-02-2005, 11:51 PM
it feels like sticking your rod in a warm jar of mayonaise.. at least the girls in tijuana fell like that......
wow thats a great understanding of what it must feel like....thanks for the thought..... :) :)

paintman_3000
12-02-2005, 11:52 PM
I like what Happy pussy feels like

Full of AIDS
12-04-2005, 03:12 PM
well it now feels like a "huge jar of mayonaisse"!! care to sample ;)

Otto
12-04-2005, 03:59 PM
it feels like sticking your rod in a warm jar of mayonaise.. at least the girls in tijuana fell like that......

A WARM JAR OF MAYONAISE!?!?!?!? :eek: You gotta be fuckin kiddin me....

Don't ever offer me a turkey sandwich!!!! :D

PhoneWhore Karen
12-04-2005, 04:01 PM
Whoever offered the "mayo" answer is obviously a virgin. Or a mayo fucker. One of the two.

Otto
12-04-2005, 04:03 PM
Or has one really, tiny dick...props to the dude who can fill a mayo jar!!!

bigd
12-04-2005, 04:41 PM
Feels like warm apple pie....tastes so good...Yummmmmmy

kellbell05
12-04-2005, 04:53 PM
Hey bigd...then maybe you can feel my apple pie...sweet. :D

bigd
12-04-2005, 04:56 PM
Anytime kell, an apple pie eating contest sometime? you will be the winner

kellbell05
12-04-2005, 05:09 PM
Yeah we might have to try that out..well thank you bigd if you think I would be the winner.

bigd
12-04-2005, 05:11 PM
You would be the winner more than once darlin:) It would be the longest pie eating contest in all history

kellbell05
12-04-2005, 05:13 PM
I love when you suck on my pussy all night long...you just can't get enough...mmmm...your tongue feels so good in my pussy as you move it all around and around.

bigd
12-04-2005, 05:14 PM
I love to feel my lips wrapped around your clit while I flick it with my tounge..

kellbell05
12-04-2005, 05:23 PM
Oh yes...love when you do that to me...your soft lips on my clit.

Harveywallbanger
12-04-2005, 06:47 PM
to me it feels like a smooth wet tight silk pocket. and if she knows how to grip :eek: hold on and enjoy the ride :D
harvey

Soulja2Luv
12-04-2005, 08:11 PM
Itz heaven on earth! I suggest you get some.

B02335
01-11-2007, 01:31 PM
i know mine feels very wet right now

muffdiver13
01-11-2007, 01:33 PM
i know mine feels very wet right now
BO is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

B02335
01-11-2007, 01:33 PM
im here and horny as hell. mhy pussy is wet, i am rubbing my clit

Rudedog
01-11-2007, 01:36 PM
im here and horny as hell. mhy pussy is wet, i am rubbing my clit


Damn...have i not said this yet?...I live in the wrong town....~

Cally
01-11-2007, 01:36 PM
*clears throat*

FIREPHD/PA
01-11-2007, 01:37 PM
im here and horny as hell. mhy pussy is wet, i am rubbing my clit



hmmmmm would be wtter if I was flicking your clit with my tongue.... mmmm while plunging my fingers in and out of your tight pussy and aching ass

B02335
01-11-2007, 01:38 PM
i am flicking it right now thinking how it would feel along w/ your tongue

Rudedog
01-11-2007, 01:39 PM
*clears throat*


I know...i should live in New York~

Cally
01-11-2007, 01:40 PM
LMFAO

ooooo you're smooth! ROFL

Rudedog
01-11-2007, 01:41 PM
LMFAO

ooooo you're smooth! ROFL



;) :) :D

BIG"TEX"
01-11-2007, 02:57 PM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)


STICK YOU FINGER IN YOUR ASS.... THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE IF IT WAS TIGHTER!!!! :eek:

TheGrizz
01-11-2007, 03:06 PM
STICK YOU FINGER IN YOUR ASS.... THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE IF IT WAS TIGHTER!!!! :eek:


sorry.....didn't work:confused:

and if you find one tighter than my ass.....you better be a needledick sumbitch!!!

primarilybored30
01-11-2007, 03:10 PM
After eight years with the same one its starting to feel like an old pair of jeans. Mighty comfortable just a bit stretched and a little tore up :rolleyes: :eek: :D

DVLS_ADVT
01-11-2007, 03:13 PM
After eight years with the same one its starting to feel like an old pair of jeans. Mighty comfortable just a bit stretched and a little tore up :rolleyes: :eek: :DLOL It sounded good up until comfortable.

Rick96
01-11-2007, 04:47 PM
Just buy a big jumbo prawns slide it from the back half way and then feel it silly head :D

DVLS_ADVT
01-12-2007, 06:42 AM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)What? You dont know? Shit, you were swimming in it for 9 months!!!!!!!

Mom
01-12-2007, 11:01 AM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)
I copied this off the net - please note that I did not actually interview these underage people - and some of their ideas are not only off the wall but funny as hell

WHAT DOES A VAGINA FEEL LIKE, AND HOW CAN YOU BEST SIMULATE THAT FEELING WHILE MASTURBATING?

A vagina feels warm, moist, soft, tight, and delicious. You feel all cozied up when you're inside it, especially since you can hug your girl really close. It's hard to simulate the actual intimacy of intercourse, but I think the best way is to continually lube up with as much saliva as possible. Stroke until it's getting a little dry, stop for a minute to regain your composure, and then lube up with saliva again and continue stroking. It seems that the effect of the saliva lube is cumulative, and the feeling is very close to that of a vagina.
- age 42, New York

First, completely cover the erect penis with your favorite lube (note: lubes should be water-based, not oil-based). Once the surface of the penis is well lubed, put on a latex condom. The condom will maintain contact with the entire penis, as opposed to being touched only by the hand. Next, lube the outside of the condom and begin to stroke using your favorite hand grip. This technique is a close proximity to the feeling of a real vagina. Happy jacking!
- age 21, Illinois

Placing your right hand (if right-handed) tightly over the penis. Push your penis through with a hard push, then pull out slowly, and so forth.
- age 17, Georgia

There really is no way to simulate a vagina exactly. But I've found you can get a similar feeling if you if you lube up really well, wrap your fist tightly around the head of your penis, and then move your fist back and forth just a few inches (so that the head almost comes completely out of your hand), and then push it back in.
- age 15, New Jersey

I'm not an expert at this -- I've only had sex with three girls. There's no way that I know of to describe a vagina. Masturbating is great, but intercourse is heavenly. It's warm, soft, moist, and just plain enjoyable -- especially after my penis is all the way in. Sometimes I feel like ejaculating just leaving it in, without any movement.
- age 17, Nevada

A vagina basically feels hot, wet, and tight. The initial entry is often (at least in my limited experience) somewhat difficult, but once inside, the tight opening wraps around the base of your penis and adds immeasurable pleasure. Often juices will run down the length of your penis and the side of your scrotum. How can you simulate this? You can't. Just keep masturbating as usual, and enjoy the sensations it permits. Leave vagina feelings to the vagina.
- age 21, Illinois

It feels all soft -- not too rigid. If you're just using your hand, do not grab a hold of your penis too hard. Be gentle, and enjoy the feeling.
- age 28, United Kingdom

Take a large banana ... peel ... microwave on low (eat the fruit) ... caress your pucky with the warm peel ... get it as tight as you want ... it's pretty close!
- age 23, Texas

Put a large amount of spit on your hands and lubricate them both very well. Squeeze fairly hard. Slowly thrust into your hands (which are wrapped around your penis) and increase the pace. Keep adding more spit. Warm or hot hands are best.
- age 21, Australia

My brother and I used to take turns getting on top of each other and thrusting into the other's lubed-up hand -- similar to the "Vagina" method in JackinExpert. Looking back, that was pretty close!
- age 31, California

It feels kind of moist and silky. I think you can best simulate this by rubbing Vaseline all over your penis and working it up and down. Sure it's messy, but oh -- what a feeling.
- age 15, Ohio

I've been married for 5 years, and I can say you get more sensation masturbating with your hand than putting your penis into a vagina. I have to admit a vagina feels good -- but in the moment of orgasm, there's nothing better than masturbating! Believe me!
- age 27, Puerto Rico

Well, this is kind of like asking what a really good wine tastes like. I mean, all of those wine experts use all those stupid wine-tasting words, but you still don't know what it tastes like until you taste it. Now all you young virgins, my advice is to stay that way as long as you can. It avoids lots of problems. Masturbation can give you all the pleasure and relief that vaginal sex can, and it can do it easier and cheaper and with a whole lot fewer problems. To simulate the feeling is hard. First you need a really slick lube; suntan lotion is easy and cheap. Second, you need a really loose grip. I can never manage to keep from squeezing mine. Put on a lubricated condom, make a rough human shape out of some soft blankets, and make a valley for your penis to fit in; lie on it and hump like you are having sex -- that's about as close as you can get. The orgasm is not necessarily any better. Sometimes the one you get masturbating is stronger, but the overall feeling is different. I realize this wasn't much help, but just wait a few years -- then you can try it both ways.
- age 44, Arkansas

Wear a rubber when you masturbate -- it feels like a vagina through latex.
- age 21, Maryland

The vagina feels different in different positions -- just like masturbation. Although I'd definitely rather be inside my girlfriend then masturbating. Not that I don't masturbate ... I do it all the time. The way I like to simulate the feeling is to spit into my hand and get it really wet, then grab onto my penis at the top with a little pressure (not too much!), then slowly let my hand glide down my penis really slowly, simulating the feeling of entering a vagina (my favorite part of intercourse).
- age 20, New York

I think nothing feels like a real vagina, but the best method to simulate it is to cut a hole the size of your penis in a latex sponge.
- age 21, Germany

Make sure your hands are well lubricated, and grip the base of your penis with one hand and hold it steady. With the other hand, stroke the top half of your penis in an up-and-down motion -- but be quite firm with the downward stroke and much more gentle with the upward one. This can be even more pleasurable if you very slowly move the hand that's gripping the base of your penis.
- age 22, United Kingdom

There is no way I know to simulate the feel of a vagina with your hand. A vagina feels like a warm (sometime hot), tight, squeezing, juicy mouth with many tongues, all soft and delicious. This is a feeling to die for it's so wonderful. Now with the hand, grease it up well with K-Y, baby oil, etc. Put on a little Ben-Gay (just a spot); this will put some warm feeling into your penis as you masturbate. Wrap your fingers around the entire penis while jacking. Also, turn your hand around to where the thumb is first to touch your scrotum.
- age 30, Nevada

After a woman is stimulated, her vagina produces moisture that makes it very wet and slippery. It is warm and wonderful. The best substitution I've found is to get some Astro Glide [a commercial personal lube], put a few drops in your hand, and rub both hands together. Then hold both hands together as in prayer, keeping the opening at the heel of the hands. I like to lie on the edge of the bed over my hands; this frees me to thrust into my hands just like in intercourse. I sometimes vary it by standing with my hands against something so I have to do the thrusting.
- age 62, Texas

Warm liver -- the kind you eat with onions -- feels really similar to a vagina.
- age 16, Arizona

Have sex with a hot water bottle and plenty of lube.
- age 15, Pennsylvania

Squeeze really tight, and use both hands so your penis will not come out. Move just your hips, not your hands.
- age 20, Indiana

Based on the three girls I've had sex with, it's pretty soft, and it pulsates a lot. I suggest greasing up your penis with salad oil and sliding your hands up and down loosely. It's a little messy, but it's worth it when you orgasm! Also, if you have an above-average-size penis, you can switch hands off and on to make a sort of infinite tunnel, which makes masturbating feel almost as good as thrusting in and out of a woman.
- age 20, Massachusetts

Stick your penis into a warm pile of instant mashed potatoes.
- age 18, Illinois

The most startling thing about intercourse is the temperature. We're talking 98.6 degrees, not room temperature! Also, a vagina is moist with secretions. Spit comes close, but pre-cum is better. The temperature is hard to duplicate, however. For years I've used the "Vagina" method described in JackinExpert, but a warm fist is not a hot vagina. (Note: Do not try to get warmth by using the heat rubs used in athletics. If any gets on your scrotum, you will be in severe pain!)
- age 49, New York

You need these things:
1. A towel
2. A rubber glove
3. A rubber band
4. Lubrication (I like lotion)
Take the rubber glove and roll it up in the towel. (Make sure the glove is sticking out of the towel a couple of inches.) Roll it up nice and tight. Then fold the glove over the towel and place the rubber band over the glove so it stays on. Then put lotion inside the glove, which is inside the towel. You can put the towel between your mattress and box-spring and pump away!
- age 16, Montana

Try this: Fill a glass 3/4 full with very warm water. As you masturbate, periodically stick your penis into the glass. For the first few moments, it feels very much like a warm vagina.
- age 30, Illinois

When you first enter a woman, it feels very much like the "Infinitely Deep Vagina" technique described in JackinExpert. But after you've been in her for a little while, the warmth and snugness is great. Vaginas are great, but orgasms feel about the same in your hand as in a vagina. To simulate it, I use lots of lube, hold my hands like a tube, and thrust into my hands. That's about the closest I can get to the feeling.
- age 47, Massachusetts

A vagina is warm, with just the right amount of slipperiness. I like to have warm hand lotion on both my hands, with my fingers clasped into a sort of tube or cylinder. Then I slowly push and pull my penis in and out. I try to keep my hands very steady so my penis has to do all the work -- much like the real thing. I also find that putting on a condom and pushing between two pillows on my bed is very much like the real thing.
- age 18, South Africa

It feels like sticking your finger in your mouth. The best way to simulate one with your hand is to lube up with baby oil, hold your hand around your penis, and on your stomach move your body while keeping your hand in place. Put a rag under you to catch the semen.
- age 21, Ohio

I like the "Fist" position -- but another good way is to put some Vaseline in a plastic bag and then stick it in between your box-spring and your mattress. Then start pumping away -- it's just like doggie-style.
- age 17, Illinois

Don't use baby oil or Vaseline, because you can run down to Wal-Mart and pick up a tube of lubricating jelly for $2. To make a great fake vagina, all you have to do is get a paper towel roll and line the inside with soft fabric. Then make sure your penis fits, and line the inside with thin plastic. All you do is lube up and have fun. I have found that if your penis doesn't fit without the jelly but fits with the jelly, it's a lot more pleasurable.
- age 14, New Jersey

Here's a simple device you can make that feels really good. Take a piece of PVC pipe about a foot long or so and wide enough so your penis fits comfortably inside when erect. (Slightly larger is better than too small.) Then cut a chunk of bicycle inner-tube (for bikes with bigger tires) about 8" longer than the pipe. Put the piece of inner-tube through the pipe. Stretch one end of the inner-tube over the outside of the pipe, and fasten it in place with an automobile hose clamp. Stretch the other end of the inner-tube over the other end of the pipe, and fasten it with a hose clamp as well. Then lube up your erect penis with plenty of water-based lube (K-Y Jelly is really good), and pump your homemade vagina for all you're worth! A warning though -- don't use petroleum-based lubes like Vaseline, as it will eventually rot the rubber. When you're finished, just rinse it clean. Another thing you can do is make the old tried-and-true "Sailor's P***y" (Sailor's Vagina would be more polite). To do this, make a fairly large pot of thick oatmeal, and let it cool until just warm. Then dump it into a small section of nylon pantyhose. Tie the hose around the oatmeal so you have a nice lump -- but leave a fair amount of slack in the hose so there is some give to it. Then, with your fingers, push an opening into the oatmeal through the hose, so the hose lines the hole (otherwise it is very sticky). When you insert your erect penis, you're doing what sailors at sea have done for generations. Have fun!
- age 30, Georgia

Cally
01-12-2007, 11:04 AM
Take a large banana ... peel ... microwave on low (eat the fruit) ... caress your pucky with the warm peel ... get it as tight as you want ... it's pretty close!
- age 23, Texas


that's.... um..... really creepy. :eek:

Mom
01-12-2007, 11:07 AM
that's.... um..... really creepy. :eek:
or what about the last one with the oatmeal?

AlterBabe
01-12-2007, 11:31 AM
Rolling on the fucking floor.....

Warm liver -- the kind you eat with onions -- feels really similar to a vagina.
- age 16, Arizona

Have sex with a hot water bottle and plenty of lube.
- age 15, Pennsylvania

Or what was it...Instant mashed Potatoes?

about to pee myself....hahahahahahaha

richdon03
01-12-2007, 11:56 AM
it feels like sticking your rod in a warm jar of mayonaise.. at least the girls in tijuana fell like that......

Just HOW do you know THAT?!?

girljo
01-12-2007, 12:15 PM
Holy Smokes... those were hysterical!

cutting holes in sponges?
I think nothing feels like a real vagina, but the best method to simulate it is to cut a hole the size of your penis in a latex sponge.
- age 21, Germany

The last guy in Georgia - pvc, rubber inner tubing??? I bet before he discovered masturbating, he built model airplanes and bird houses.

All funny... thanks for the laughs!

topdog11
01-12-2007, 12:38 PM
or what about the last one with the oatmeal?

Where do these people dream this shit up from?

Big_Tits35
01-12-2007, 03:24 PM
like the "Fist" position -- but another good way is to put some Vaseline in a plastic bag and then stick it in between your box-spring and your mattress. Then start pumping away -- it's just like doggie-style.
- age 17, Illinois

Good lord..I've seen it all now....LOL

Chocalate darling
01-12-2007, 07:25 PM
I was once told to place my finger in the inside of my mouth on the side....and rub slowly and that was what it felt like...but I must say I felt like a idiot doing this although it did feel good lol

Mom
01-12-2007, 08:20 PM
Everyone, all together now - put your finger in your mouth and rub inside it.

Chocalate darling
01-12-2007, 08:21 PM
tell me what it feels like when you do lol

Mom
01-12-2007, 08:23 PM
tell me what it feels like when you do lol
It feels like the inside of my mouth - do I need to stick my finger in my puss to see if they feel the same way - hang on and I will - just give me a sec.

Nope - doesn't really feel the same - pus is warmer and not quite the same texture.

cowgirlup
01-12-2007, 08:26 PM
It feels like the inside of my mouth - do I need to stick my finger in my puss to see if they feel the same way - hang on and I will - just give me a sec.

Nope - doesn't really feel the same - pus is warmer and not quite the same texture.And when you put your finger in your mouth after your puss........... mmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

Mom
01-12-2007, 08:27 PM
And when you put your finger in your mouth after your puss........... mmmmmmmmmmmmm :D
it tasts just like putting a dick in your mouth after it has been in the cave of wonders

cowgirlup
01-12-2007, 08:28 PM
it tasts just like putting a dick in your mouth after it has been in the cave of wondersYep! :)

Chocalate darling
01-12-2007, 08:30 PM
It feels like the inside of my mouth - do I need to stick my finger in my puss to see if they feel the same way - hang on and I will - just give me a sec.

Nope - doesn't really feel the same - pus is warmer and not quite the same texture.

Well...yes an actual pussy feels much warmer and nicer but this is a question posed by a woman as to what a penis felt like being in a pussy....so my reply was when I asked the person I was with that question that is the response I got...so .........................................

Mom
01-12-2007, 08:30 PM
Yep! :)
You tried it too didn't you.

cowgirlup
01-12-2007, 08:37 PM
You tried it too didn't you.Many times! ;)

mike_st_louis
01-14-2007, 06:26 PM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)

When I was about 14 years old, a cab driver told me that
pussy felt like "sticking your dick in a bucket of worms."

Well, I've never stuck my dick in a bucket of worms, so I don't know
what that feels like.

I don't think you can describe what pussy feels like, because there's nothing really like it that I've experienced. All I can say is that it's the most
wonderful feeling in the world.

john32810
01-15-2007, 07:30 AM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)
ask Galador...he know what a pussy feels like...Tell him Galador...how do you feel?....lmao...

AlterBabe
01-15-2007, 07:40 AM
ask Galador...he know what a pussy feels like...Tell him Galador...how do you feel?....lmao...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ahh ha ahha ha ha ha *ducks and runs outta room before the grenade lands*

john32810
01-15-2007, 07:41 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ahh ha ahha ha ha ha *ducks and runs outta room before the grenade lands*
*runs out right behind alterbabe...wow nice view*

AlterBabe
01-15-2007, 07:42 AM
*runs out right behind alterbabe...wow nice view*

Thanks hun....but get the hell back in there! If you follow me I'm bound to be hit by your bits as they blow! *snickers*

john32810
01-15-2007, 07:43 AM
Thanks...I'm bound to be hit by your bits as I blow! *snickers*
well thank you....ROTFLMAO

AlterBabe
01-15-2007, 07:46 AM
well thank you....ROTFLMAO

hahahahahahahahah you shit!

john32810
01-15-2007, 07:47 AM
hahahahahahahahah you shit!
i had to do it...that quote was just asking for it

AlterBabe
01-15-2007, 07:49 AM
i had to do it...that quote was just asking for it

*snorts* Beautiful... :p

john32810
01-15-2007, 07:52 AM
*snorts* Beautiful... :p
but there has to be some way we can change that quote from a lie to the truth...hmmm i wonder...

galador
01-15-2007, 08:03 AM
ask Galador...he know what a pussy feels like...Tell him Galador...how do you feel?....lmao...
well semen... I tell you this.... at least I wasnt on a ship with a bunch of other dudes for months at a time.... so what does an dick feel like john???? :D:D

john32810
01-15-2007, 08:08 AM
well semen... I tell you this.... at least I wasnt on a ship with a bunch of other dudes for months at a time.... so what does an dick feel like john???? :D:D
those of us who have one knows eactly what it feels like

galador
01-15-2007, 08:10 AM
those of us who have one knows eactly what it feels like
well then, semen, what does it feel like to have one in yoru mouth??? :D:D: And before you start getting mad, just remember you started it when I wasnt even here lol

john32810
01-15-2007, 08:12 AM
well then, semen, what does it feel like to have one in yoru mouth??? :D:D: And before you start getting mad, just remember you started it when I wasnt even here lol
i luv you too grunt...lol

galador
01-15-2007, 08:15 AM
i luv you too grunt...lol
always good to have a fellow military man to joke with lol... even if its a semen squid :D:D

john32810
01-15-2007, 08:18 AM
always good to have a fellow military man to joke with lol... even if its a semen squid :D:D
your right bro...not many people understand military humor

galador
01-15-2007, 08:20 AM
your right bro...not many people understand military humor
this is true.... alot of people are reading this going "I cant believe he just called him GAY!!!!" Not understanding that you are gay cause you were in the navy lol

john32810
01-15-2007, 08:28 AM
this is true.... alot of people are reading this going "I cant believe he just called him GAY!!!!" Not understanding that you are gay cause you were in the navy lol
ROTFLMAO...OMFG dude that was funny

galador
01-15-2007, 08:45 AM
ROTFLMAO...OMFG dude that was funny
LMAO glad you enjoyed it... THANK YOU FOLKS... ILL BE HERE ALL YEAR!!!!! :D:D:D

HERSHEYBAR
01-20-2007, 09:26 PM
it feels good dammit! if aint got no girl find a pro! its all pussy! :D

Curious Seeker
01-20-2007, 09:28 PM
it feels good dammit! if aint got no girl find a pro! its all pussy! :D


Is there a translator out there somewhere???? :D

LCameeno
11-21-2008, 03:36 AM
Idk why these virgins can't explain it right i mean lets be fareal.You ask a very simple question so y is ppl giving simple answers that sounds like something a 5 year old would say?LOOK dude!I know u probably a virgin and we all been down that road and we wanted answers when we are virgins so the bottom lines this,cause pussy may sound a lil simple like that but it aint so im gone try my best to give u that heads up of what it feels like to beat up the koochie lol.Ok now I want you to read and read WELL....----------------->Pussy feels like lips and wet stuff wrapped around your cock(like u don't know that)but the inside of pussy is more to that then meets the ear or whatever BS u read.Ok so with that said,when you put your dingaleen in lol,Its like you putting your dick in some soft soggy tight marshmallows that's kind of warm but if your dick not hard enough,you gone feel like your hurting yourself when your all the way in at the tip top cause its some extra walls you have to push through that feels like the 2 hitter things in the pin ball machine that defend the ball from going between them. But there tighter near the top of the virgina. But instead of a ball falling down between them going down,your dick has to go up pass those 2 walls that curve down like the angle of the hitters and there real tight and if your dick not hard enough,your gonna be hurting yourself feel like lol.But getting it in from the back like doggy style is waaay easier.It don't feel like the walls are there much when hitting it from the back.:cool:

DJ Prophetic
11-21-2008, 03:54 AM
Idk why these virgins can't explain it right i mean lets be fareal.You ask a very simple question so y is ppl giving simple answers that sounds like something a 5 year old would say?LOOK dude!I know u probably a virgin and we all been down that road and we wanted answers when we are virgins so the bottom lines this,cause pussy may sound a lil simple like that but it aint so im gone try my best to give u that heads up of what it feels like to beat up the koochie lol.

Interesting thread to bump for your first post...

I also like the hypocrisy that I bolded for you. Welcome to BP.

Chocalate darling
11-21-2008, 01:48 PM
don't know yet...lol!

kreative_2001
11-21-2008, 02:02 PM
don't know yet...lol!

WE can fix that! :)

creamy
11-21-2008, 03:10 PM
My only experience with pussy is my own, and I can tell you that feels smooth and silky, warm to the touch inside and the delicious sweet creamy center is unbelievably delicious...it has an a-dick-ting flavor:p;)

WildeSpirit
11-21-2008, 03:13 PM
don't know yet...lol!

Never?

skigrltn1
11-21-2008, 03:14 PM
My only experience with pussy is my own, and I can tell you that feels smooth and silky, warm to the touch inside and the delicious sweet creamy center is unbelievably delicious...it has an a-dick-ting flavor:p;)

on the other hand i've had experience with mine and some others.....it's how women rule the world...it feels THAT GOOD! :eek:

mistavez
11-21-2008, 03:15 PM
on the other hand i've had experience with mine and some others.....it's how women rule the world...it feels THAT GOOD! :eek:

no arguements here

MissMarie
11-21-2008, 04:14 PM
Creamy, you forgot juicy wetness :) that's a feel thing too yanno lol I think he should be warned about the wetness actually, many virgins are taken back a bit the first time because its such a new sensation

Rick96
11-21-2008, 05:29 PM
feels like want to swallow you alive :D

whaler
11-21-2008, 05:46 PM
:cool:Shangri-La

Chocalate darling
11-21-2008, 07:01 PM
WE can fix that! :)

:o:D:p

Chocalate darling
11-21-2008, 07:02 PM
Never?

well, there was that time in college........but I wasn't the giver:o

DJ Prophetic
11-21-2008, 07:03 PM
well, there was that time in college........but I wasn't the giver:o

go ooooon.....

Chocalate darling
11-21-2008, 07:06 PM
go ooooon.....

:D:D Not really much to tell...... two horny nerds stuck in the room with a 12 pack:D

DJ Prophetic
11-21-2008, 07:14 PM
:D:D Not really much to tell...... two horny nerds stuck in the room with a 12 pack:D

been there done that... :rolleyes:

Some of the best times had tend to develop like that, in my humble opinion

Chocalate darling
11-21-2008, 07:20 PM
been there done that... :rolleyes:

Some of the best times had tend to develop like that, in my humble opinion

true...she is a lifelong friend:D

DJ Prophetic
11-21-2008, 07:41 PM
true...she is a lifelong friend:D

after that night, I'd be surprised if she wasn't :p

DVLS_ADVT
11-21-2008, 08:34 PM
My only experience with pussy is my own, and I can tell you that feels smooth and silky, warm to the touch inside and the delicious sweet creamy center is unbelievably delicious...it has an a-dick-ting flavor:p;)

on the other hand i've had experience with mine and some others.....it's how women rule the world...it feels THAT GOOD! :eek:
Must I remind you two that I make the pussy that damn good!!!!!!!:rolleyes::p:D

benford13
11-22-2008, 05:37 PM
my only experience with pussy is my own, and i can tell you that feels smooth and silky, warm to the touch inside and the delicious sweet creamy center is unbelievably delicious...it has an a-dick-ting flavor:p;)

i love women! Y'all make life worth living! {red man happy dance}:d

Chocalate darling
11-22-2008, 06:09 PM
Pussy makes the world go round...........but a good dick makes it stop (for a few moments) lol..

Laligal
11-22-2008, 06:15 PM
Pussy makes the world go round...........but a good dick makes it stop (for a few moments) lol..Toys last longer...:eek:

Chocalate darling
11-22-2008, 06:15 PM
Toys last longer...:eek:

:eek:damn what kind of toys you got girl:D

Laligal
11-22-2008, 06:18 PM
:eek:damn what kind of toys you got girl:D
Oh man I have bunnies and bullets galore... I buy batteries by the case or I should. LOL

DJ Prophetic
11-22-2008, 06:19 PM
Oh man I have bunnies and bullets galore... I buy batteries by the case or I should. LOL

FINALLY!

now I know what to get you for the holidays

Laligal
11-22-2008, 06:21 PM
FINALLY!

now I know what to get you for the holidaysOH my own DJ woo hoo...I was just asking for an ipod but this is better..:D

DJ Prophetic
11-22-2008, 06:24 PM
OH my own DJ woo hoo...I was just asking for an ipod but this is better..:D

I have more music that some silly ipod...

Laligal
11-22-2008, 06:25 PM
I have more music that some silly ipod...and you plug in a lot better...:D

DJ Prophetic
11-22-2008, 06:31 PM
and you plug in a lot better...:D

I have lots of adapters... just gets to be a pain if you dont... all of a sudden just staring at an outlet and your plugs dont fit right and you short everything out...

Laligal
11-22-2008, 06:33 PM
I have lots of adapters... just gets to be a pain if you dont... all of a sudden just staring at an outlet and your plugs dont fit right and you short everything out...Wow short them out I never had that happen.. burnt out a few but thats it..:eek::p

DJ Prophetic
11-22-2008, 06:35 PM
Wow short them out I never had that happen.. burnt out a few but thats it..:eek::p

I try not to get anything of mine burnt out... but several hours of continuous play tends to overheat my equipment.

Laligal
11-22-2008, 06:36 PM
I try not to get anything of mine burnt out... but several hours of continuous play tends to overheat my equipment.Its all good as long as it don't get stuck on pause..:eek:

DJ Prophetic
11-22-2008, 06:40 PM
Its all good as long as it don't get stuck on pause..:eek:

naah... repeat is the usual sticky button... eventually I'll fix it, but it doesnt seem to bother anyone yet.

nphxcpl4fun
11-22-2008, 11:29 PM
i was just wondering what pussy feels like :)

rusty sandpaper, then I found out that was just my ex :D

Chocalate darling
11-23-2008, 06:52 AM
rusty sandpaper, then i found out that was just my ex :d

:d:d

benford13
11-23-2008, 11:58 AM
Me & the redhead have read through this whole post. If half of y'all spent as much time actively trying to get the pussy, as you did in devising ways to simulate it, you'd be getting laid. In the delightful afterglow of being laid take some of that imagination and creativity and fix something around the house to keep the pussy happy. As simple as this sounds this works. If the pussy is happy everybody is happy. This time honored method has worked for me my whole life.

milflover
11-23-2008, 01:36 PM
hot apple pie

Rick96
11-23-2008, 05:11 PM
choclate cake

benford13
11-23-2008, 10:56 PM
y'all are about as serious as a monkey fuckin' on a football! funnier than hell!

the chameleon
11-26-2008, 07:01 AM
lemon meringue pie, without the meringue or the crust

morningwood
02-17-2009, 07:10 PM
I was once told to place my finger in the inside of my mouth on the side....and rub slowly and that was what it felt like...but I must say I felt like a idiot doing this although it did feel good lol

I'm sorry i must have been bored and was looking at some old threads that made me laugh and came upon this and theres chocs pic with her finger in mouth.........priceless

Kenny55
02-17-2009, 07:23 PM
i'm sorry i must have been bored and was looking at some old threads that made me laugh and came upon this and theres chocs pic with her finger in mouth.........priceless

lmao!!! :D

morningwood
02-17-2009, 07:25 PM
lmao!!! :D

bet I know where the other finger is.







and i wish it was mine!

Kenny55
02-17-2009, 07:27 PM
bet I know where the other finger is.







and i wish it was mine!


Knowing choc, she'd make room for you!!! ;)

Laligal
02-17-2009, 07:29 PM
bet I know where the other finger is.








Well what do you think she is licking off that finger..:rolleyes:;)

morningwood
02-17-2009, 07:33 PM
Well what do you think she is licking off that finger..:rolleyes:;)

intresting Ithought she had one finger in each to compair:p

Chocalate darling
02-17-2009, 08:12 PM
intresting Ithought she had one finger in each to compair:p

I just had the greatest laugh:D *wipes tear*
I didn't compare at the moment.....but now I'm thinking:rolleyes::p:o:D

Too freaking funny

morningwood
02-17-2009, 08:29 PM
I just had the greatest laugh:D *wipes tear*
I didn't compare at the moment.....but now I'm thinking:rolleyes::p:o:D

Too freaking funny

I am glad you liked that I almost fell out of my chair

shugo93
05-25-2010, 09:51 PM
Oh man I have bunnies and bullets galore... I buy batteries by the case or I should. LOL

oh wow, this sounds intresting XD tell us more :D;)

DJ Prophetic
05-26-2010, 12:22 AM
oh wow, this sounds intresting XD tell us more :D;)

Quoted text originally posted: 11-22-2008, 06:18 PM

HUR DUR

shugo93
05-26-2010, 09:53 AM
Quoted text originally posted: 11-22-2008, 06:18 PM

HUR DUR

lol hi to u to

inspired stranger
05-26-2010, 11:21 AM
really good actually. a warm embrace, all tension released, love and lust all rolled into one big happy euphoric feeling. (smiling and remembering)

bigmac13
05-26-2010, 07:48 PM
It feels like a ham sandwich and a cold beer.....:)

DJ Prophetic
05-27-2010, 02:30 AM
it feels like salty milk, and coins... now go away

salem666
05-27-2010, 12:12 PM
I,m stroking one now, its mostly black and its tail is sticking up in the air! lol ;)

morningwood
05-27-2010, 05:10 PM
It feels like a ham sandwich and a cold beer.....:)

who you fucking?:confused:

Orion
05-27-2010, 05:55 PM
It feels like a ham sandwich and a cold beer.....:)

Funny you should mention Ham.

In Texas, it is a well known fact that when a Vagina gets stretched and worn out, the Texas solution is to buy a medium to large, 'Bone-in' Ham, slide the Ham into the gaping Vagina and promptly remove the bone. Texans call it "Rebushing".

morningwood
05-27-2010, 06:00 PM
Funny you should mention Ham.

In Texas, it is a well known fact that when a Vagina gets stretched and worn out, the Texas solution is to buy a medium to large, 'Bone-in' Ham, slide the Ham into the gaping Vagina and promptly remove the bone. Texans call it "Rebushing".

You.............. need help

Orion
05-27-2010, 06:06 PM
You.............. need help

Certainly not from you. :D

shugo93
05-30-2010, 10:39 PM
wtf, ok now texas has hit a 10 in my weirdo meter :cool:

revjamjones
05-31-2010, 12:06 AM
Ahh, the sensation of sliding a bare cock into a velvety wet pleasure maker......it feels like a high, all my senses are on overdrive as a warm thrilling excitement grows in me

MARK69
05-31-2010, 06:29 PM
Pussy feel like,

It is wet warm

Chocalate darling
06-01-2010, 06:43 PM
Funny you should mention Ham.

In Texas, it is a well known fact that when a Vagina gets stretched and worn out, the Texas solution is to buy a medium to large, 'Bone-in' Ham, slide the Ham into the gaping Vagina and promptly remove the bone. Texans call it "Rebushing".

Thanks to you I just spit out some perfectly good wine! LMAO:D:D:o

morningwood
06-01-2010, 06:58 PM
Thanks to you I just spit out some perfectly good wine! LMAO:D:D:o

put your finger in your mouth:D

Chocalate darling
06-01-2010, 07:59 PM
put your finger in your mouth:D

LMMFAO!!!!!!! Too funny:D:eek:

salem666
06-02-2010, 05:58 AM
put your finger in your mouth:D
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